April 3, 2003 14:42 | Stories

Shpeech impediment

Shometimes, online and off, I'll put on that shpecial kind of shcottish acshent that only Sean Connery sheemsh to do. It'sh shomething she and I youshed to do alot, after sheeing that Jeopardy shend.. ahem... send-up on Saturday Night Live... (S.C.: I'll take "Anal Bum Covers" for $500 Alecsh! A.T: An Album Cover, Mr Connery! AN ALBUM COVER!!!)

Earlier today, Sniffles asked why I didn't attend the YULBlog dinner last night.

My reply?

"Wash bushy"