September 19, 2006 19:25 | Bits

DuHL

another silly IM convo...

bopuc
a DHL delivery bounced today and looking at the tracking it left Sacramento yesterday...
bopuc
i didnt order anything
bopuc
maybe it's...
bopuc
a brocoli pizza from Arnie!!!
stemans
haha
bopuc
hehe
stemans
Esti de Calisse de Sacramento!
bopuc
hahahaha
stemans
heheheh
bopuc
seriously tho
bopuc
NOBODY ships as fast as DHL... i've NEVER seen a package leave the states and hit my door in 24hrs...
bopuc
and you know why?
bopuc
I'll tell you why...
bopuc
DHL...
bopuc
is GERMAN
bopuc
:D
stemans
I know 4 people who uses them - and they're all smugglers.
bopuc
you see? you SEE?!
bopuc
WHO knows more about shipping shit than smugglers?!?!
bopuc
pros man, pros.
stemans
A friend of mine sent illegal satellite dishes to [Xxxx]... via DHL.
bopuc
brilliant
stemans
I. Don't. Understand.
stemans
they are fast though
stemans
but expensive
bopuc
that's cause they pay off customs guys.
bopuc
there you go.
stemans
It's so crazy it just might be true.
bopuc
i'm TELLIN YA JERRY!
stemans
hehehe