February 21, 2003 01:46 | URLs

Signs of dissent...

Some excellent protest slogans spotted in front of the UN last Saturday (Feb 15th).

To whit:
"Somewhere in Texas a village is missing its idiot."
"Stop Mad Cowboy Disease!"

Rage on!

1- Boris Anthony

- "Al Qaeda had a first-strike policy, too."
- "Will trade Bush for peace"
- My sign is peace
- Peace is not a fringe movement (needless to say, the sign was ringed with turquoise fringe)
- Colin Powell, you're from the Bronx. SHAME ON YOU!
- Draft the Bush Twins!
- One nation under surveillance
- Regime change at the White House
- Reasons for war are Bushit. We support the UN and we are not irrelevant
- A peace sign made from silver duct tape: DUCT TAPE FOR PEACE.
- Deport me to France
- "Is it Fascism yet?"
- Frodo has failed! Bush has the ring!"
- Peace takes brains
- "No blood for morons"
- "i don't care what the people think; they didn't vote for me anyway" -- president bush
- "Duct tape and plastic are petroluem products!"
- How did our oil get underneath their sand?
- Stop Mad Cowboy Disease!
- 'regime change begins at home'
- 'empty war-heads discovered in washington'
- "Somewhere in Texas a village is missing its idiot."
- Osama Bin Forgotten????
- "If we wanted a war we would have elected him."

What follows is a transcription of some of the best signs in Washington
during the peace march January 18th, 2003.

- Drunken frat boy drives country into ditch.
- Bush/Cheney: Malice in Blunderland
- Who would Jesus bomb?
- War begins with 'Dubya'.
- Bush is proof that empty warheads can be dangerous.
- Let's bomb Texas, they have oil, too.
- If you can't pronounce it, don't bomb it.
- Daddy, can I start the war now?
- 1000 points of light and one dim bulb.
- Sacrifice our SUV's, not our children.
- Preemptive impeachment.
- No George, I said Mac Attack.
- Look, I'll pay more for gas!
- He is a moron and a bully.
- It's the stupid economy.
- Draft Richard Perle.
- Draft dodgers shouldn't start wars.
- War is sweet to those who haven't tasted it (Erasmus).
- Pillow fights only.
- Our grief [over 9/11] is not a cry for war.
- Different Bush, same shit.
- Stop the Bushit.
- Just war/just oil.
- You don't have to like Bush to love America.
- Bushes are for pissing on.
- Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld: the asses of evil.
- Stop the excess of evil [gives figures for the multibillion dollar defense budget].
- $1 billion a day to kill people -- what a bargain.
- Consume -- Consume -- Bomb -- Bomb -- Consume--Consume
- What's the difference between me & God? He might forgive Bush, but I won't.
- Smush Bush.
- America, get out of the Bushes.
- It's time to trim the Bush.
- Pro-lifers: Wake from Bush's propaganda spell war kills innocent children.
- Don't make me come back here [to a peace rally] again.
- Disarm Bush too.
- Big brother isn't coming -- he's already here.
- Empires fall.
- An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind(Gandhi).
- Impeach the squatters.
- Mainstream white guys for peace. (Sign held by three mainstream-looking white guys)
- Hans Blix -- look over here.
- Let Exxon send their own troops.
- Curious, George? -- get a clue.
- Destroy Florida. [It could happen again] !
- There's a terrorist behind every Bush.
- How many bodies per mile?
- SUV owners roll over for terrorism.
- We can't afford to rule the world.
- War is so 20th century!
- 9-11-01: 15 Saudis, 0 Iraqis.
- While you were watching the war, Bush was raping America.
- Don't waive your rights while waving your flag.
- Leave Desert Storm to the desert.
- Drop Bush not bombs.
- Sacrifice our SUVs, not our children.
- Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
- Bush is to Christianity as Osama is to Islam.
- I asked for universal health care and all I got was this lousy stealth bomber.
- America's problems won't be solved in Iraq.
- War is not a family value.
- 2 sided poster, one side has a picture of a chubby feline, with the words: GOOD FAT CAT other side has a picture of Cheney, with the words: BAD FAT CAT
- Colorfully dressed drag queen carrying a sign that says: I am the bomb.
- Picture of the peace symbol: back by popular demand.
- A picture of Bush with a red-stained upper lip: Got blood?
- A picture of Bush saying "Ask me about my lobotomy."