October 21, 2003 16:24 | Confession

Mother of mercy!

Ka-Pow! The cup of Lavazzo Qualita Oro espresso I just brewed, stove-top stylee, is SO strong... "How strong is it Bopuc?!" Well let me tell you...

It's so strong it picked me up by my ankles and, dangling me upside down, smacked my ass till I coughed my first breaths of the cold harsh reality that is this dreary Tuesday afternoon.

It's 4:23pm. I want a cannoli. Mommy!

Aight, get a grip man. Back to work...