January 18, 2007 06:31 | Travel

pop me a new one

warning: proceed with caution.

"Shenzhen Airlines to transport donated human organs for free"

Shenzhen Airlines, China's largest private carrier, has signed an agreement to transport donated corneas and other human organs for free.

Fantastic. I'm in Hong Kong and I've had diarrhea for the last 6 hours and could really use a new lower intestine and asshole.

you were warned. ;)