Generosity is a gift, to be shared....
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"Funny" is a point in space-time where any number of seemingly unrelated elements come together in a surprising and/or unexpected way. "Comedy" is a point in space-time where any number of seemingly unrelated elements are brought together in a surprising...
Right, right.. I had forgotten what we were all doing here...
"correct, we are advancing civilization so that we might get obliterated by an asteroid" (Overheard in #joiito)...
If you can't find a solution, change the rules.
And: Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.- Kristian Wilson, Nintendo Inc, 1989...
Remember....
There's plenty of shit to be pissed off at in the world. But if you fear it as well, you'll never change it....
Salmon Day
one of those days where you swim upstream all day only to get screwed and die in the end (thanx to michel - http://shakylegs.blogspot.com/ )...
Artsy put-down.
Like all of Picasso's work, you are retarded and liked only by people who secretly hate themselves....
Boris
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