OneLiners Category Archive

Generous

Generosity is a gift, to be shared.




What are your convictions?

Convictions are good for locking ourselves up in little cages.




You had to be there

"Funny" is a point in space-time where any number of seemingly unrelated elements come together in a surprising and/or unexpected way.
"Comedy" is a point in space-time where any number of seemingly unrelated elements are brought together in a surprising and/or unexpected way.

(Is it only truly funny the first time around though? Hrm.)




Right, right.. I had forgotten what we were all doing here...

"correct, we are advancing civilization so that we might get obliterated by an asteroid"
(Overheard in #joiito)


If you can't find a solution, change the rules.

And:

Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.
- Kristian Wilson, Nintendo Inc, 1989




Balding

"It's not a bald spot, it's a solar panel for a sex-machine."
- Thanks to Cory Doctorow.


Remember....

There's plenty of shit to be pissed off at in the world.
But if you fear it as well, you'll never change it.




Procrastinate

A procrastinator's work is never done.




Salmon Day

one of those days where you swim upstream all day only to get screwed and die in the end
(thanx to michel - http://shakylegs.blogspot.com/ )




Brain Eno sez:

"Do you know what I hate about computers? There's not enough Africa in them."




Artsy put-down.

Like all of Picasso's work, you are retarded and liked only by people who secretly hate themselves.




Sustain ability

Living in a perpetual state of sustained debt.